The Exile

What's the best way for a girl to lose her virginity? Italian model Raffella Fico, 20, reckons that it should go to the first man who can pony up €1,000,000, which works out at about £800,000 at today's rate of exchange.

There seems to be a trend at the moment as girls seeking to get rich quick offer up that which is more precious than a jewel to the man who can stuff their bank accounts, before going on to stuff them.

Natalie Dylan on the right is a 22 year old American, who is offering her honour for $1,000,000. The fellow who honours her offer then gets to go on her and off her all night long at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada where her sister works.

Now, the whole thing may sound like something virgin on the ridiculous to you, but remember that most girls get their cherries popped these days on the back seat of some spotty teenager's car when pissed out of their brains, so good luck to both girls, says the avuncular, but skint, old Exile.